Rugby Songs

This page contains a collection of rugby songs taken from various sources around the world. Some of the songs are rude, and so some people may be offended. Tough, this is a rugby song site for christs sake, if you don't expect rudeness here what planet are you on?

Anyway, back to the point... Some songs here are rugby anthems, some are national anthems heavily associated with a particular rugby nation and some are just plain wierd...

In fact, most rugby songs are not about rugby, but are designed to be sung in drunken revellry before and after a match.

So, without further ado, the selections are as follows:

  • The Welsh National Anthem
  • The Millenium Stadium Prayer
  • Bread of Heaven
  • Men of Harlech
  • Welcome in the Hillsides
  • Delilah
  • Green Green Grass of Home
  • Hymns and Arias
  • Myfanwy
  • You're the One (As long as we beat the English)
  • The Wonky Wheeled Chariot
  • The Scottish Trip
  • The Outside Half Factory
  • Calon Lan
  • Sospan Fach
  • Thunderball
  • Gareth Jenkins: The Best Rugby Coach in the West
  • The Fields of Athenry
  • Why was he born so beautiful?
  • The Flower of Scotland
  • Irelands Call
  • The Wild Rover
  • The Wild Pervert
  • The Italian National Anthem - Fratelli d'Italia
  • The New Zealand Haka
  • Fijian Rugby Songs - Including the Cibi and the the Fijian National Anthem
  • Jonestown
  • If I was the marrying kind
  • Mary Ann Barnes
  • The Sexual Life of a Camel
  • Swing Low Sweet Chariot
  • Durex is a Girls Best Friend
  • Nellie 'Awkins
  • The Mole Catchers Trap
  • The Alphabet
  • All the Nice Girls Love a Candle
  • There was a Priest The Dirty Old Beast
  • There Once Was a Servant Girl Whose Name was Mary Jane
  • The Minstrels Sing of a Bastard King of Many Long Years Ago
  • Who's That Knocking at My Door?
  • Dinah
  • The Doggies Meeting
  • Clementine
  • Once There Was a Servant Girl Whose Name was Mary Jane
  • Bestiality's Best
  • Boy Meets Girl
  • Brother Johnny
  • Bye, Bye, Blackbird
  • Charlotte The Harlot
  • Charlotte The Harlot Lay Dying
  • Christopher Robin
  • Court of The Horny Five Sweetheart Song
  • Daisy
  • Eskimo Nell
  • Eye's Right
  • Fa La La
  • Black Velvet Band
  • Courtin' in The Kitchen
  • Barnacle Bill
  • Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends
  • Cathusalem
  • Cats on the Rooftops
  • Christopher Columbo
  • Darkie Sunday School
  • Do Your Balls Hang Low?
  • Fanny Bay
  • Farmer's Daughter
  • Fuck Him
  • Gentlemen Should Please Refrain
  • Harlequins Lament
  • Glorious Beer
  • Here's To The Split
  • Hitler has only got one ball
  • Yogi Bear
  • Has anybody seen JC?
  • Yesterday (1)
  • Yesterday (2)
  • Rugby Men
  • On the first day of rugby...
  • I don't want to join the Army
  • The Lady of the Manor
  • In the Frontrow - The Prop Forward Song
  • She'll be Coming Round The Mountain
  • You're Just Too Good To Be True
  • Danny Boy
  • That Lovin' Feelin'
  • Running Bear
  • Sloop John B
  • Jack and Jill
  • Diamond Lilly
  • Don't Say No
  • I Don't Know What His Name Is
  • I Love My Wife
  • I'm A Gentleman Of Leisure, Of Nobility, And Pleasure
  • I Don't Wanna Talk About It
  • I'm Your Mailman
  • Incest Time In Texas
  • In Duluth
  • Inside Those Red Plush Breeches
  • In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree
  • I Used to Work in Chicago
  • Ivan Scavinsky Scavar
  • John Peel
  • Knockers
  • Father Abraham
  • The Hairs of her Dickie-Dido
  • The Good Ship Venus
  • Jesus Saves
  • Let Me Call You Sweetheart
  • Life Presents a Dismal Picture
  • Lil
  • Lupe
  • Lydia Pinkham
  • Maggie May
  • Masturbation
  • Men
  • Miss Milly
  • Monte Carlo
  • Mrs Murphy
  • My God How The Money Rolls In
  • Finnegans Wake
  • Cold Winters Evening
  • Kooblah


    • I realise that this page still looks quite rough at the moment, improvements will be forthcoming...