The Doggies Meeting

THE DOGGIES' MEETING

The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
Some by motorcar.
Each doggy passed the entrance,
Each doggy signed the book,
Then each unshipped his arsehole
And hung it on the hook.

One dog was not invited,
It sorely raised his ire,
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly bellowed, "Fire."
It threw them in confusion
And without a second look,
Each grabbed another's arsehole,
From off another hook.

And that's the reason why, sir,
When walking down the street,
And that's the reason why, sir,
When doggies chance to meet,
And that's the reason why, sir,
On land or sea or foam,
He will sniff another's arsehole
To see if it's his own.