Men

Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men

Oh, it's great to be on a ship with men

We'll sail across the sea

Oh, we don't know where we'll land or when

But it's great to be with men

It's great to be with men.

'Cause men can sweat and men can stink

And no one seems to care

Oh, we'll throw the dishes in the sink

And clog the drain with hair-o

Clog the drain with hair-o.

Men, men, men!

On a ship all filled with men

We'll never have to lift the seat

There's no one here but men, men, men, men

Men, men, men, men.

We're men and friends until the end

 and none of us are sissies

At night we sleep in separate beds

And blow each other kissies

Blow each other kissies.

Men, men, men!

On a ship all filled with men

So batten down the ladies' room

There's no one here but men, men, men, men

Men, men, men, men.

Oh, there's men above and men below

And men down in the galley

There's Butch and Spike and Biff and Bill

And one that we call Sally

One that we call Sally.

Men, men, men!

On a ship all filled with men

So throw your rubbers overboard

There's no one here but men!

Ah Men!