Jesus Saves

Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

CHORUS: Free beer for all the workers.
Free beer for all the workers.
Free beer for all the workers,
'Till the red revolution begins.

Jesus puts His money in the Bank of Montreal,
Jesus puts His money in the Bank of Montreal,
Jesus puts His money in the Bank of Montreal,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus plavs goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs,
Jesus plays goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs,
Jesus plays goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus walks on water, He's the lifeguard at our pool,
Jesus walks on water, He's the lifeguard at our pool,
Jesus walks on water, He's the lifeguard at our pool,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus makes a Trojan cause I used one last night,
Jesus makes a Trojan cause I used one last night,
Jesus makes a Trojan cause I used one last night,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus He sells condoms, He's the only one in town,
Jesus He sells condoms, He's the only one in town,
Jesus He sells condoms, He's the only one in town,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus can't play touch judge, cause His arms point both ways,
Jesus can't play touch judge, cause His arms point both ways,
Jesus can't play touch judge, cause His arms point both ways,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

Jesus can't kick for touch, cause His feet are nailed together,
Jesus can't kick for touch, cause His feet are nailed together,
Jesus can't kick for touch, cause His feet are nailed together,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.