There was a priest, the dirty beast,
Whose name was Alexander.
His mighty dick was inches thick
He called it Salamander.
One night he slept with the Gypsy Queen,
Whose, face was black as charcoal,
But in the dark he missed his mark,
And sparks came out her arsehole.
A brat was born one rainy morn,
With a face as black as charcoal,
It had a dick ten inches thick,
But it didn't have an arsehole.