Court of The Horny Five Sweetheart Song
CHORUS: In the mood, hard on crazy rhythm,
In the mood, hard on crazy rhythm,
In the mood, hard on crazy rhythm,
Up tight, and out of sight, and in the mood.
She's got nipples on her tits just as big as your thumb.
She's jot somethin' 'tween her legs to make a dead man cum.
She's got shoo-fly pie - apple pandowdy,
Makes your balls rise up and makes your pecker say "Howdy"'.
You can huff and you can puff and you can strut your stuff,
But you can't eat enough of her wonderful muff!
Oh, the nipples on her tits are as big as my thumb.
The wiggle of her ass will make a dead man cum.
She's a mean mother fucker and a great cocksucker.
She's my girl; she fucks.