A rich girl has a limousine
A poor girl has a truck
But the only time that Dinah rides
Is when she has a fuck.
Chorus: Dinah, Dinah, show us your leg,
show us your leg,
show us your leg,
Dinah, Dinah, show us your leg,
A yard above your knee.
A rich girl has a brassiere,
A poor girl uses string,
But Dinah uses nothing at all
She lets the bastards swing.
A rich girl has a ring of gold,
A poor girl has one of brass,
But the only ring that Dinah has
Is the one around her arse.
A rich girl uses Vaseline,
A poor girl uses lard,
But Dinah uses axle grease
Because her cunt's so hard.
A rich girl uses a sanitary towel,
A poor girl uses a sheet,
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
Leaves a trail along the street.
CHORUS:Dinah Dinah show us your leg,
show us you leg,
show us your leg,
Dinah Dinah show us your leg,
a yard above your knee
CHORUS:Oh gang bang Dinah, Dinah's goin' away.
Who we gonna gang bang, when Dinah's gone away?
Some girls work in factories,
Some girls work in stores,
But my girl works in a whorehouse,
With forty other whores.
I took her to the pictures,
We sat down in the stalls,
And every time the lights went out,
She grabbed me by the balls.
She and I went fishing,
In a dainty punt,
And every time I hooked a fish,
She stuffed it up her cunt.
I wish I was a silver ring,
Upon my Dinah's hand,
And everytime she scratched her cunt,
I'd see the promised land.
Dinah had a puppy,
Dinah had a duck,
She put them in the bathtub,
To see if they would fuck.
A rich girl has a bra,
A poor girl uses string,
but Dinah uses neither,
She lets the bastards swing.
A rich girl has a ring of gold,
A poor girl one of brass,
The only ring that Dinah has,
Is the one around her ass.
A rich girl uses Vaseline,
A poor girl uses lard,
Dinah uses axle-grease,
Because her cunt's so hard.
Dinah had a baby,
It was an awful shock,
She couldn't call it Dinah 'cos,
The bastard had a cock.
A rich girl uses Kotex,
A poor girl a sheet,
Dinah uses nothing at all,
It dribbles in the street.
Dinah had a boyfriend,
His name was Tommy Tucker,
He took her to the bushes,
To see if he could fuck her.
Dinah met a fisherman,
Fishing for some bass,
Instead of catching fish that day,
He got a piece of ass.
Dinah met a breakaway,
She liked the way he rucked,
The breakaway liked Dinah,
He liked the way she fucked.
Dinah met a scrum half,
Sat down in his lap,
Dinah got the scrum half,
The scrum half got the clap.
Dinah had two boyfriends,
Both named Mitch,
One was a son of a baker,
The other was a son-of-a-bitch.
Dinah met a rugby team,
She liked the way they played,
The team liked Dinah,
They liked the way she laid.
A rich girl drives a limousine,
A poor girl drives a truck,
But the only ride that Dinah has,
Is when she has a Fuck.
A rich girl uses tampons,
A poor girl uses rags,
Dinah uses nothing at all,
Or shoves up burlap bags.
I wish I was a chamber pot,
Under Dinah's bed,
And every time she took a piss,
I'd see her maidenhead.