I've been a wild pervert for many a year,
And I've spent all me money on whiskey and whores,
And now I'm returning with clap and great sores,
I swear I will play the wild pervert no more.
And it's no, nay never,
No nay, never no more,
Will I play the wild pervert,
No never, no more.
I went to a whorehouse I use to frequent,
And I told the Madam, my semen was spent,
I asked her for Savlon, she answered me nay,
Such a penis as yours I'll not suck any day.
I pulled from my pocket, 3 condoms cheap,
And the old Madam's eyes lit up like in heat,
She said "I have pussies, and whore's of the best,
And the words that I spoke were only in jest."
I went to the doctors to confess what I've got,
And beg him to cure this prodigal son,
And if he cures me, as oft times before,
Then I'll swear I will play the wild pervert no more.