Bye, Bye, Blackbird

(Sung to the tune of "Bye, Bye, Blackbird")

Once a boy was no good,
Took a girl into a wood,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
Laid her down upon the grass,
Pinched her tits and slapped her ass,
Blackbird Bye, Bye,.
Took her where nobody else could find her,
To a place where he could really grind her,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
Rolled her over on her front,
Shoved his prick right up her cunt,
Blackbird Bye, Bye,.
But this girl was no sport,
Took her story to a court,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
Told her story in the morn,
All the jury had a horn,
Blackbird, Bye, Bye.
Then the judge came to his decision,
This poor sod got eighteen months in prison,
Bye, Bye, Blackbird.
So next time, boy, do it right,
Stuff her cunt with dynamite,
Blackbird, Bye, Bye.