Rugby Men

(Sung to the tune of "This Old Man")

Rugby man, He plays one,
He likes it right up the bum.
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give the ball a way
Women's rugby's what we play

He plays two, He can't get it up to screw.
He plays three, He’s not big enough for me.
He plays four, He may try but he can’t score.
He plays five, He likes to muff dive.
He plays six, Little man with a little dick.
He plays seven, Masturbation is his Heaven.
He plays eight, He always cums to fucking late.
He plays nine, He thinks his orgasms mine.
He plays ten, Little boys who think they're men.