Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jill came down with half a crown,
But not for fetching water.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Jack on Jill produced a thrill
When on the ground he got her,
Then went down and told the town
He tumbled Jill and gaffed her.
Jack to Jill thus did such ill
That Jill, to pay the rotter,
Told the town Jack's crown broke down
When he set out to shaft her.
Jack and Jill have split the bill
Since Jack led Jill to totter.
Half the town deals Jill a frown
And half greets Jack with laughter.