Daisy
(Sung to the tune of "Daisy")
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy,
Six inches into you.
It won't be a stylish entry,
I can't afford a frenchie.
But you'll look sweet,
Between the sheets,
When I'm six inches into you.
Alternate Version
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your tits to chew,
I'm half crazy,
My balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom,
A plastic bag will do,
But you'll look sweet,
Under the sheets,
With me on top of you.