Red Dwarf Profiles
Full Name : Kryten 2X4B 523P
Species : Series 4000 Mechanoid
Marital Status : Single
Occupation : Service android; duties include cooking, cleaning and general dogsbody.
Former Occupation : Service android aboard the ‘Nova 5’; duties include cooking, cleaning and general dogsbody.
Origins : Manufactured by Diva-Droid International. Overrode built in obsolescence function to stay with Red Dwarf crew.
Education : Programmed when assembled with a number of skill chips.
Further Education : Has been taught by Lister to rebel and lie by showing him such films as Rebel without a cause and Casablanca. As a result is really getting the hang of ‘Lie Mode’.
Skills : Has learnt to pilot Starbug and passed the pilots examination. Speaks fluent Esperanto. Excellent sandwich-maker (uses a set square). Taught to play the piano by Ace Rimmer. Scrubs a mean gusset.
Hobbies : Work. Watching Androids. Sleeping.
Musical Tastes : Enjoys Copacabana (uses this tune when he is offline).
Heroes : Programmed to respect and obey all humans. Looks up to Lister, who posses all the qualities he most respects and admires in humans.
Alter Egos : Jake bullet, Sammy the Squib, Bongo in Ace’s dimension. Human for a little while.
Ambitions : To find a planet with a suitable atmosphere and grow flowers and trees in his own garden. Failing that he would love to get that really stubborn stain out of Lister's long-johns.