Types of Project Managers; which one are you?

  • If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal project manager
  • If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - somewhat less than ideal project manager
  • If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - somewhat misguided project manager
  • If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)
  • If get kill in will way I you. - dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager
  • I am the way! Kill me if you can! - messianic project manager
  • Get away, I'll kill us all! - suicidal project manager
  • If you kill me, I'll get in your way. - thoughtful but ineffective project manager
  • If I kill you I'll get in your way. - project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
  • If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. - project manager from New York
  • I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. - project manager who is about to get in big trouble
  • If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? - weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
  • If I kill me, you'll get your way. - pragmatic project manager
  • If we get in each others' way, who will get killed? - An utterly confused manager
  • Kill me, it's the only way. - every project manager to date.